Reality Check

Before you hire anything, look at what is actually there.

We analyse your digital surface from outside and hand it to you on a napkin. One page, with a number in it.

  • One week from the day you ask.
  • No time from your team: we don't need access to anything.
  • Thirty minutes on a call to walk you through it.
  • Credited in full if we work together afterwards.

18 years in global hospitality · Former Global Director · Meliá
ESERP · UCB Pharma · Magnolia

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How it works

Three steps. One week.

01 · We look

Without touching your systems

Remotely and from outside, the way a customer sees you and the way the machines that already decide for them see you.

02 · We reduce it

To a napkin

One page with what's broken, ordered by what it costs. If it doesn't fit on a napkin, it's noise.

03 · We walk you through it

In thirty minutes

Not a report by email: a conversation where you leave with the first move decided.

What you get

An actual diagnostic, with the client anonymised.

NAPKIN DIAGNOSTIC AN ACTUAL REALITY CHECK DELIVERED ON A NAPKIN · CLIENT ANONYMISED

— THE ONE LINE

You sell diplomatic-grade protection to VIPs and embassies — from a single-language website, with no LinkedIn and no English footprint. Bulletproof vest, paper shoes.

— THREE FRICTIONS

GHOST SHIP

Your tags declare English, Italian and French versions that don't exist. Search engines see ghost pages that never resolve.

FERRARI SYNDROME

The product is elite. The execution is a 2020 template with no schema markup: neither Google nor AI agents can classify what you do.

NAPKIN TEST

The navigation repeats itself and mixes six businesses on one homepage. A buyer can't tell in thirty seconds what you actually do.

— WHAT IT IS COSTING YOU

€50–200K a year in contracts you never even appear on the shortlist for.

— THE FIRST MOVE

30 DAYS

A one-page English landing and the LinkedIn company page, linked both ways. Expected outcome: first English-indexed surface live, and the first qualified enquiries from European buyers within sixty days.

— QUICK WINS · ship this week

30 MIN

Rewrite the homepage title tag.

1 H

Add schema markup so machines can classify you.

2 H

Open and cross-link the company page.

ONE PAGE. THE SECOND IS THE EXECUTION LAYER.
Before you ask
How much does it cost?

It depends on the size of your digital surface. We tell you the closed price within 24 hours, before you commit to anything, and it is credited in full if we work together afterwards.

Do you need access to my systems?

No. It's done from outside, with what anyone searching for you can see: your website, your profiles, your reviews, your competitors and what AI tools answer about your sector.

What if I already know what you'll tell me?

Then you get the priority and the number, which almost nobody has. Most businesses sense three or four problems; what's missing is which one costs the most and where to start on Monday.

Start here

One week. One napkin. One number.